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Scheider to have been the new “Roy", dead at 75.

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Jiffy Lube expands operations, now performing 30-minute facelifts!

Jiffy Lube expands operations, now performing 30-minute facelifts!

BUSINESS - Jiffy Lube International announced today that it is expanding into the emerging market of the 30-minute facelift. The new franchise, to be called Dr. Jiffy Lube in honor of the Mexican Doctor that perfected the procedure using low-grade automotive silicone, will begin opening stores in the summer.

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Star of ‘Dinner: Impossible’ fired for lying to Food Network's 67 viewers!

Star of ‘Dinner: Impossible’ fired for lying to Food Network's 67 viewers!

NEW YORK, NY - After rising to stardom preparing impossible meals for the more than 5-dozen fans of the Food Network series ‘Dinner: Impossible’, Robert Irvine must now prove that he once cooked for President's Hoover, Truman and Millard Fillmore as well as King Henry the VIII and Napoleon Bonaparte as stated on his resume, or face lose his job.

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Billy Graham near death again after having already died once, already

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