COLUMBUS, OH - Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton checked Sen. Barack Hussein Obama’s winning streak to the Democratic presidential nomination by winning the Ohio and Texas primaries and revealing that she is actually a martian, NBC News reports. Caught up in the moment and much to the joy of her supporters, Hillary Clinton came 'out of the closet' and removed the disguise she'd been wearing to hide her secret for decades.
Clinton screeched at a rally in Columbus, "for everyone here in Ohio and across America who’s been counted out and refused to be Yak, Yak, Yak, Yak - Yak, Yak, Yak, Yak - Yak, Yak, Yak - Yak, Yak”.
