Mattel debuts new "BOFA Barbies"!

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Mattel debuts new "BOFA Barbies"!

BUSINESS - Mattel announced today that two new Barbies, dubbed "Bank of America Barbies", will be available in stores in 2 to 10 years.

Don't let Ashley and Heather's looks fool you, a Mattel spokesperson warns, "These girls are real trouble."

The Barbie playset comes with an authentic replica of a Bank of America that young girls who dream of becoming strippers can pretend to "hold up" time and time again to support their drug habits.

The Barbie's also come with an 80's retro portable radio featuring a secret compartment where Ashley hides "weed" and Heather hides her Ecstacy pills.

Optional accessories include pole-dancing outfits and a friend, "Benny Herman Allen Barbie", who works in the bank as a Teller and who is in "cahoots" with the girls.

The playset is expected to retail for $7,000.00.

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