MUNICH – The AP reported today that investigators in Germany have uncovered evidence that Barrack Obama’s former Pastor, the Rev. Jeremiah Wright, is alleged to be the illegitimate son of Adolph Hitler and American Songstress, Dionne Warwick.
The ruse was discovered when Matilda Hirsch, a Great Aunt of Wright still living in Deutschland, showed investigative reporters an old family photograph of Jeremiah posing in his father’s old uniform.
“The picture was taken some time after Adolph’s death when he and his mother escaped to America”, Matilda recounted in broken English. “Young Jerry always missed his father terribly, so his mom would sometimes let him play “dress-up” in his dad’s clothes. “
Warwick was just a young girl of 15 when she allegedly met Hitler at a reception for foreign exchange students. After introductions, Hitler became enamored with the young co-ed and the two started a torrid affair that lasted until his death in 1945.
Jeremiah and his mom escaped to America where the latter became a popular singer during the 1950’s 60’s. Jeremiah moved to Chicago and became a crazy, black pastor, “wannabe” book author and general all-around limelight-seeking asshole.
